Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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