May 2012
April 2012
Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
askgordonfreakinfreeman:
((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))
Ok America, how did Germany, home of the Nazis, get to this point before us? Let’s get our shit straight.
Watchmofobian:
Diablo III Evil is Back Commercial
Watchfauxboy:
fickjamori:
thatsjustpaint:
mangacraz00:
fearmybunny:
hibbyta:
hemakemefeel:
rubychoosday:
ohcaseeey:
Best commercial ever.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
“Words reduce reality to something the human mind can grasp, which isn’t very...”
– Eckhart Tolle (via stellesque)
“I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter, a better fuck than any boy you’ll...”
– (via bobabouzas)
