Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
sooki: cicatrici-belle: scary-baby: nappychan: rainboweucalyptusleaf: anthonyaayteez: heissuperhuman: -dream-weaver-: livediefashion: knife-calledlust: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. wow.. is this real? My most favorite few minutes in television history. So incredibly true. Please let me shake this mans hand. Wow you have to watch this...
Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what...– Clarice Lispector (via oofpoetry)
I rolled three 18s. Do I get a wife now?– Jerry (via outofcontextdnd)